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Okay, I'm so fed up! Knitting needles can go die in a fiery pit with their stupid fine motor control! And the yarn, too, can suck it and stop knotting because I did not tell it to do that.

Also, when did frustration come with anger?!

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You are not but please rest assured that while I could make it worse, I won't because I'm somewhat of a gentleman

I cannot promise not to be a complete menace though if tiramisu is served for dessert one day

I'll lock myself in the scream and cry closet when that day comes. Also, stop out-menacing me.

I already made a joke about what you'll really be doing in there and I won't make it again

You'll have to stop being easy to menace first

Imagining me jerking off, Kit Kat?

Guess this is my lot in life.

Oh, of course. So tragic that I must rely on imagination

There are worse lots in life

At least you've got that.

Sure, but I'm feeling really attacked right now anyway.

I'm imagining that it's really sexy, does that make you feel less attacked?

Yeah, actually.

You could show me whether reality meets expectations, you know

Edited (dice said be slutty) 2026-02-03 03:04 (UTC)

You're right, I could.

Will you though?

What if I'm afraid I won't meet your expectations?

I'm sure you've got no reason to doubt yourself, but it's very cute that you want to impress me. Gets my heart fluttering and all that

If you're getting palpitations, you should probably visit the medbay.

My heart is fine, thank you

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