ASHEPHERD: 001

[archiees]

Okay, I'm so fed up! Knitting needles can go die in a fiery pit with their stupid fine motor control! And the yarn, too, can suck it and stop knotting because I did not tell it to do that.

Also, when did frustration come with anger?!

Comments

Kites

[andcaboodle]

No but I think a little bit of scruff is all I can handle. For the sake of science (and helping you win at the kissing booth), I am willing to let you put on on me but I don't expect any swooning

Kites

[reidings]

I’ll give you a rating on the mustache out of ten.

Kites

[andcaboodle]

You'll need to give me a rating without it too so I can see how it compares

Kites

[reidings]

It only seems fair.

Kites

[andcaboodle]

It allows me to make a more educated decision on mustaches moving forward

So?

Kites

[reidings]

I’ll give you a 9.25 so there’s wiggle room for the mustache.

Kites

[andcaboodle]

You don't have t I'm not sure if I'm emotionally equipped to handle it if mustache is what makes me a 10

Kites

[reidings]

We could get you some mustache wax!