gthomas 001

[griiff]

I know a lot of us are worked up about [...] recent initiatives, but I just want to remind us all to be polite and courteous. Especially when using the gym facilities. It's normal to get all sweaty to work out certain kinks and all, but remember to drink your water to quench that thirst and use a towel to wipe up your exertions.

Nobody wants to sit in a puddle when they're tryna work their thighs or have someone else's sweat slick down their back when they just want to work their seated OHPs.

Comments

[agueyegrey]

Okay, normally I'm all for preaching good gym etiquette.
But you made that sound downright dirty.

[griiff]

How'd I do that?

[agueyegrey]

Someone else's sweat slick down your back? Working out certain kinks? Quench your thirst?

[griiff]

Muscle kinks? Don't you get thirsty when you work out? And sweat does slick down your back.

[agueyegrey]

I'm just saying!

[griiff]

Not everyone lives in the gutter, Az.

[agueyegrey]

Actually I think you'll find that we're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

[griiff]

I'm nowhere near that gutter, sir. I stay on the straight and narrow.

[agueyegrey]

Oh, so you're refuting the words of Oscar Wilde now?

[griiff]

Can't say I know him well enough to refute him.

[agueyegrey]

Well that feels like something that should be remedied. He's got some good stuff. Might help dirty your mind up a little.

[griiff]

How would that dirty up my mind?

[andcaboodle]

Don't forget your exertions, which sounds like something other than sweat

[griiff]

Come on. You exert yourself in the gym!

[andcaboodle]

Yes. I call it sweat

[griiff]

From your exertions!

[andcaboodle]

I suppose in your defense, I have never in my life even thought to use that term for any kind of bodily fluid so sure, it can be sweat

[griiff]

Do you think Ronen does clean mind therapy? Because y'all need it.

[agueyegrey]

Practically puerile.

[andcaboodle]

Really shocking stuff on a work network

[agueyegrey]

Disturbing really. I don't know if my innocence can take it.

[highvolt]

☝️☝️☝️

[andcaboodle]

Are you going to be avoiding the gym now

[highvolt]

nope, i'm coming with a fuckin UV light, you horndogs.

[andcaboodle]

Hey, the only exertions I'm personally responsible for in the gym is sweat, which I clean up because I'm not an asshole