gthomas 001

[griiff]

I know a lot of us are worked up about [...] recent initiatives, but I just want to remind us all to be polite and courteous. Especially when using the gym facilities. It's normal to get all sweaty to work out certain kinks and all, but remember to drink your water to quench that thirst and use a towel to wipe up your exertions.

Nobody wants to sit in a puddle when they're tryna work their thighs or have someone else's sweat slick down their back when they just want to work their seated OHPs.

Comments

[niim]

Is that a record?

[griiff]

Sure is. I'm aiming to shave off those seconds by the end of the year.

[niim]

I hear you guys have a pilot king now. Is he the one to beat?

[agueyegrey]

Pilot King. Make sure to capitalise.

[griiff]

I don't recognise your authority, Az.

[agueyegrey]

That's what they all say, until the beheadings begin.

[griiff]

You want my head?

[jinking]

Are you actually expecting us to call you that, sir?

[agueyegrey]

Until someone beats my kill board? Damn straight.

[jinking]

Respectfully: I won't be doing that.

[griiff]

Don't sir him. It strokes his ego.

[niim]

Not a pilot! You have no dominion over me.

[agueyegrey]

Don't you fix our planes? I feel like that's a venn diagram of dominion.

[jinking]

If I get a title like Pilot-King, can I exert dominion over you via roommate privileges?

[griiff]

Nah. He can't get it up in under 12.

[niim]

Damn.

[griiff]

I have an unfair advantage, though. I've been doing it since my teens.

[agueyegrey]

Tell you what, take your pick from these comebacks, Loon;
- Sometimes it's better to take it slow.
- What can I say, I'm better at taking it off than putting it on.
- Anything you can do, I can do better.

[griiff]

Let's go with 1 because that'd make sense with the way you keeping cracking your back.

[jetting]

No.

[niim]

Does his maj know this?

[jetting]

I think he’s starting to get an idea.

[dochenka]

Who? We are not a sovereignty.

[niim]

Wasn't there a makeshift throne in E1?

[dochenka]

False kings like to crown themselves.