gthomas 001

[griiff]

I know a lot of us are worked up about [...] recent initiatives, but I just want to remind us all to be polite and courteous. Especially when using the gym facilities. It's normal to get all sweaty to work out certain kinks and all, but remember to drink your water to quench that thirst and use a towel to wipe up your exertions.

Nobody wants to sit in a puddle when they're tryna work their thighs or have someone else's sweat slick down their back when they just want to work their seated OHPs.

Comments

[griiff]

What?

[adequacies]

I think it’s a remarkable talent to be able to string together words in the most horrifying order possible without poor intent.

[griiff]

It's not my fault all y'all have your brains in the gutter.

[adequacies]

Are you truly blaming us? After your mentions of worked thighs and bodily fluids to be wiped up as we go?

[griiff]

Nothing I said was dirty until y'all made it that way.

[adequacies]

Well, I suppose that’s fair.

[griiff]

Let me hide behind you until this blows over.

[adequacies]

Do you think I’m scary, Griff?

[griiff]

Scariest person onboard, ma'am.

[adequacies]

You don’t have to sweet talk me. I’ll glare at anyone at least once.

[griiff]

And that's why you're one of my favorites.

[adequacies]

So who’s my first victim, osito?

[griiff]

I don't have anyone in mind, honestly.

[adequacies]

I’ll start at the top and work my way down.