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[witlessbay]

so the good news, ev and i got one of those big drone computers from xitang for the nerds to look at.

the bad news the hdroids were not happy about us scavenging the drones and attacked us.

yeah you read that right. cool new feature.

dont get mad at me for being short. im writing with one hand here. (get your mind out of the gutter)

[Eren]
hey. got a minute?

Comments

[highvolt]

the fuck!!!!

[witlessbay]

i dont know what youre yelling about

[highvolt]

i'm not yelling yet, this is yelling

DID IT HURT YOU

[witlessbay]

are you gonna go fight the droid

[highvolt]

yeah i'm gonna grab a blowtorch and swandive back down to defend your honour

[witlessbay]

well we know you dont want to use a gun

[highvolt]

hey cal c'mere, i'm going to BITE you

[witlessbay]

[...] no thanks, im married

[highvolt]

don't make it weird calzone, i'm gay

[witlessbay]

why are you gonna bite someone otherwise

[technosignatures]

it's a valid way of fighting

[witlessbay]

im injured??

[technosignatures]

i'm just saying that's one reason for biting

[witlessbay]

ok but why else besides those two reasons

[technosignatures]

to infect someone with the zombie plague

[witlessbay]

i hope thats not real

[highvolt]

i'm gonna bite you EXTRA GAYLY actually

[witlessbay]

is this gonna turn me because again im married (to a woman)

[highvolt]

yeah this is how you catch the gay, sorry

[witlessbay]

what are my other options

[highvolt]

no other options because i'm not ACTUALLY going to fight a dead droid


when your hand isn't fucked up, will you teach me how to shoot?

[witlessbay]

yeah, of course. anytime

[highvolt]

engineering will pick up the CPU

[witlessbay]

yeah i know