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[witlessbay]

so the good news, ev and i got one of those big drone computers from xitang for the nerds to look at.

the bad news the hdroids were not happy about us scavenging the drones and attacked us.

yeah you read that right. cool new feature.

dont get mad at me for being short. im writing with one hand here. (get your mind out of the gutter)

[Eren]
hey. got a minute?

Comments

EREN TO FRIENDS

[bilem]

pollen.
I might kill someone today. are you around?

friends
can someone babysit luis today? as in remove him from my bedroom for twenty four hours.

Eren & Friends

[dochenka]

I can take him.

Eren & Friends

[bilem]

I’ll drop him off soon. can you do two days?

Eren & Friends

[dochenka]

Yes. I will tell Lola. Everything is OK?

Iren.

[bilem]

he fucked someone while i was down there.

Iren.

[dochenka]

You are serious?

Iren.

[bilem]

no i lied about it for fun.

Eren & Friends, post nap

[adequacies]

I have games in my room if he wants any to borrow. Jiah should be there.

What’s going on?

Eren & Friends

[dochenka]

I will come for them. Perhaps we will go together for Luis to meet Jiah's snake.

even.

[bilem]

[…] i don’t want to be disrespectful to you knowing your relationship with my husband. so i can’t comment.

Eren & Friends

[iyla]

what's happening that requires days?

Eren & Friends

[bilem]

i’m about to kill someone and i want my child to have plausible deniability.

Eren & Friends

[iyla]

what did caledon do?

pollen.

[agyieus]

don’t kill anyone. what’s up?

pollen.

[bilem]

cal fucked someone while i was down there.

i’m going to kill someone.

pollen.

[agyieus]

damn. i’m sorry.

is this a new level of worst anger for you? [...] very normal thing to be angry about so no judgement

pollen.

[bilem]

is it weird if i say no.

i’ll be chasing the rage of ‘they were going to do something to my child’ for the rest of my life.

pollen.

[agyieus]

it's not weird. it's good to know your range. [...] you can't murder anyone. what are you actually going to do?

EREN & FRIENDS

[searlait]

I'm pleased Irina volunteered, I would not watch your child for two days.

EREN & FRIENDS

[bilem]

excuse me luis is a fucking delight (I’m joking you childless people can have your time.)

EREN & FRIENDS

[searlait]

I like other people's children for an hour tops, no matter how delightful.

EREN & FRIENDS

[dochenka]

He is too energetic for you?

EREN & FRIENDS

[searlait]

I find children difficult to relate to.

EREN & FRIENDS

[dochenka]

It can be difficult yes. He is sweet however.

EREN & FRIENDS

[searlait]

I never said he wasn't.