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[witlessbay]

so the good news, ev and i got one of those big drone computers from xitang for the nerds to look at.

the bad news the hdroids were not happy about us scavenging the drones and attacked us.

yeah you read that right. cool new feature.

dont get mad at me for being short. im writing with one hand here. (get your mind out of the gutter)

[Eren]
hey. got a minute?

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[jetting]

You don’t have to help this once.

[adequacies]

I dont want to be rolled on the floor either, its dirty

[jetting]

Eva, I can give you a piggyback so you don’t even have to look at me.

[adequacies]

you can’t look at my floppy ankle, Eli, thats too intimate

[jetting]

This isn’t Edwardian England.

[adequacies]

No this is a spaceship

[jetting]

I’ve seen your ankles before. It’s fine. We’ll put it in a brace.

[adequacies]

will you be gentle

[jetting]

Yes.

[adequacies]

more gentle than you have EVER been or itll make me sick again

[jetting]

I’ll make you a deal. If you don’t throw up, I get a treat. If you yak, you get a treat.

[adequacies]

what

now I ahave to throw up out of spite?

[jetting]

[…] fine. I’ll figure out some way to treat you.

[adequacies]

I think you got your word mixed up were you breathing my air

[adequacies]

and you are fine to look at

[jetting]

Fuck, you are drugged up.

[adequacies]

Un poquito

[jetting]

I’m finding a way to print this.

[adequacies]

it will not stabnd in a court of law

[jetting]

Don’t need law.

[adequacies]

oh ho ho, watch out anemone we got a bad boy over here

[jetting]

I don’t think anyone is surprised.

[adequacies]

you really think you are soooooo hot, don’t you

[jetting]

No, I’m just aware of how many people think I’m an asshole.

[adequacies]

Thats not the same thing as a bad boy