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[witlessbay]

so the good news, ev and i got one of those big drone computers from xitang for the nerds to look at.

the bad news the hdroids were not happy about us scavenging the drones and attacked us.

yeah you read that right. cool new feature.

dont get mad at me for being short. im writing with one hand here. (get your mind out of the gutter)

[Eren]
hey. got a minute?

Comments

cali

[witlessbay]

ren's problem is with me and you like things getting thrown at you, good boy

cali

[jetting]

It doesn’t have the same ring when you If I get another bruise I’m taking all your snickerdoodles.

cali

[witlessbay]

you can try

cali

[jetting]

I’ll succeed.

cali

[witlessbay]

id beat you even with my broken hand

cali

[jetting]

Doubtful, Calendar

cali

[witlessbay]

dont you start now

cali

[jetting]

Don’t be embarrassed about not being able to finish while on pain meds, Calcium.

cali

[witlessbay]

sorry, what?

cali

[jetting]

('.')7

cali

[witlessbay]

someone needs to take away your extra keys

cali

[jetting]

Rich coming from the man with one hand.

cali

[witlessbay]

dont worry its my throwing hand

cali

[jetting]

Worry didn’t even cross my mind.

cali

[witlessbay]

this better not be how you treat your squad

cali

[jetting]

You don’t want me to answer that.

cali

[witlessbay]

dude

cali

[jetting]

What? They’re fine.

cali

[witlessbay]

how do you know that

cali

[jetting]

Because I’m not the one on a Shit List.

cali

[witlessbay]

thats for a much bigger mistake than being a jerk

cali

[jetting]

I didn’t answer because your wife’s on my squad.

cali

[witlessbay]

and im not allowed to know how you treat her...?

cali

[jetting]

Doss wouldn’t have promoted me if I wasn’t an entire jackass.

cali

[witlessbay]

i know youre not