BBRADSHAW .. 001

[ithax]

Heyyyy, so I'm Bear Bradshaw. Just got here and everyone seems sort of stressed?, but I guess there's always kind of stuff going on. Sure it just takes some time for things to chill after a mission.

Hoping to help that along at least a bit since I brought some food stuffs from the ground and was going to make dinner tomorrow. Nothin fancy, just maybe a bit of difference from what y'all've mostly been eating. Not not a fan of beans, but I think everyone should get some variety, you know? Anyway if there's anything you hate let me know just to be safe.

Comments

[jaxsons]

Trust me, we get real creative with sayings down in the South, especially when trying to compare it to something so viscerally, you can't help but immediately get it. "Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock" comes to mind.

[foundlostfound]

That absolutely cannot be a real saying.

[jaxsons]

'Fraid I've heard it a couple times.

[foundlostfound]

In what context

[jaxsons]

What it says on the tin: when it's hot. Summers in Kentucky are humid, especially in places allegic to air conditioning.

[foundlostfound]

What do they say when it's cold.

[jaxsons]

Colder than a witch's tits.