jstjames 02, posted early afternoon

[jaxsons]

Stop me if you've heard the news already.

At the mid-month mark, I have a small team* flying down to the Kamchatka Peninsula to reclaim the deserted submarine base town of Bechevinka. The estimated capacity would be just shy of 900, above and below ground combined, if all the buildings are deemed viable by our resident architect. There've been long-time rumors of submarines being left down there after the Cold War ended, and I'm hoping that holds true. We could use more active vessels.

Wish them happy hunting.

ENGINEERING + DOM.

Recommendations for getting through thick metal bunker doors? Would a blowtorch get through the locking mechanisms?

TEAM KAMCHATKA.

With all of my chest, it is my sacred duty as mission lead to advise the following things:

• Do not pet the sea lions. If you go in the water, be careful of any rusted wreckage. We don't have any tetanus shots on board.
  
• If it's brown, lay down.
  
• Listen to Dom. He'll be your lead on the ground.
  
• Dom, listen to Nadine or Ishaan is going to push me off the ship.

[...] RONEN.

When do you want Alonzo back?

ADRI & PHILIP.

I need to confess something. [....] It's about Jamie.

(*ooc note: all relevant leadership were off-screen alerted to these volunteers this morning! they are delilah, apollo, jamie, and sloane. ishaan already knows.)

Comments

[jaxsons]

Honk seems better than Chirp. More you.

[loculus]

I will say it now, loud and clear: I do not consent to anyone calling me or referring to me as "Honk."

[jinking]

Uncle Honk.

[loculus]

My response to this is an absolute No.

[jaxsons]

No, he's onto something.

[loculus]

Surely if I have the power to recruit, I also possess the power to undo that very action.

[jaxsons]

You can't get rid of Fox. He's a southern boy like me and I'd be real lonely.

[loculus]

I don't believe you're quite as lonely as you claim to be these days.

[jaxsons]

You're right: I've got a cat.

[jinking]

Tío Honk?

[loculus]

A cute attempt. Still illegal.

[chemveil]

It's kind of cute......

[loculus]

And you hate admitting I'm cute, so don't strain yourself.

[chemveil]

But who am I to deny others the opportunity?

[loculus]

Someone who claims they love me.

[chemveil]

I love you with my entire heart and soul, which is why I like to let other people compliment you.

[loculus]

Do you even possess either of those things?

[jaxsons]

You're adorable, Honk.

[loculus]

No.

[jaxsons]

You're such a honk...?

[loculus]

Do these lines work for you?

[jinking]

Thank you, Ms. Maryle. I thought so too.

[chemveil]

Ohhhh no, drop that 'Ms.'

[foundlostfound]

What about with an honorable title.
Count Honk.

[jaxsons]

Lord Honk.