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[heelhook]

what d'you think the aliens look like and is whatever you say hot to you

Comments

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Why not? You were so close.

Batthom.

[griiff]

This is the second time I've fumbled this with Bobby.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

My Gajo, no. I am sorry.

If an opening comes up again, though, take it.

Batthom.

[griiff]

You don't understand, Fry. I fumbled flirting with Az. I'm not cut out for this.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Damn. Fumbled with Az. Fumbled how?

Batthom.

[griiff]

I tried flirting but I don't think he realized, and then I guess he flirted with me and I didn't realize?

Batthom.

[fbatista]

You need a neon sign that flashes "flirting" when someone is flirting with you.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Or, hear me out: I maintain my don't flirt, don't feel stance that I've had the last 17 years. It's been working for me!

Batthom.

[fbatista]

I dunno, Griff. Don't you get horny?

Batthom.

[griiff]

You know, I try real hard not to.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

What a waste. Don't know how you do it.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Lots of meditation. So much meditation.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Couldn't be me.

Batthom.

[griiff]

I shoulder the burden so you don't have to.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Thank fuck for that.

Don't write it off entirely. It's far more fun than meditation.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Too late. The check is written and cashed.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Dispute the charge.

Batthom.

[griiff]

Gasp! But the fee!

Batthom.

[fbatista]

The price you gotta pay.

Batthom.

[griiff]

I'll think about it.

Batthom.

[fbatista]

Don't give up. If I gotta make it my mission to ensure you get laid I will.

Batthom.

[griiff]

I think Mav has that covered.

Batthom.

[griiff]

The mission part, I mean.

Re: Batthom.

[fbatista]

I assumed so. As you are interested in men, yes?

Glad someone's got it covered.

Batthom.

[griiff]

I'm interested in planes and shooting aliens.