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[heelhook]

what d'you think the aliens look like and is whatever you say hot to you

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[agyieus]

i have never imagined the aliens to be sexy

[clandestinity]

ok so what do they look like to you then?

[agyieus]

like crabs, kind of

[clandestinity]

all this time we could have just sautéed them in some brown butter?

[agyieus]

everyone’s asking if the aliens are hot and nobody is asking if they’re edible

[clandestinity]

or if they would pair better with a chardonnay or a sauvignon blanc?

[agyieus]

if i cook an architect i’m breaking out the champagne

[clandestinity]

what else is going along with this dinner?

[agyieus]

i’d kill a man for a really good piece of garlic bread

[clandestinity]

yes. how do you feel about lemon tarts for dessert, boy scout?

[agyieus]

never had one

[clandestinity]

i'd offer to make you one, but then i would be responsible for poisoning one of the new hotshot pilots.

[agyieus]

you need supervision in the kitchen?

[clandestinity]

i am fine with the basics. baking, not so much.

[agyieus]

i can bake.

[clandestinity]

and if you take instruction well, i can tell you how to make a lemon tart.

[agyieus]

sometimes i don't listen.

[clandestinity]

i wouldn't worry about that. i'm very good at keeping misbehaving boys in hand.

[agyieus]

this mostly seems like an excuse to boss me around.

[clandestinity]

i don't need an excuse to do that.

[agyieus]

an opportunity, then.

[clandestinity]

yes. though i have plenty of those on a daily basis.

[agyieus]

maybe you do. i have to take mine where i can get them.

[clandestinity]

your opportunities to be bossed around?

[agyieus]

by you