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what d'you think the aliens look like and is whatever you say hot to you

I was offering to jump, actually. I've always wanted to parachute from up here.

Calm down, daredevil.

See? My daredevil attitude would be much better in the ground!

But Eli won't let me so I'm going to be a burrito.

I would be very upset if you left.

You know I hate agreeing with him, but he’s right. You’re stuck on board.

I don't know why you don't like agreeing with him. He's really sweet.

He threatened to drop me on the floor when I couldn’t walk.

I'll smack him with a pillow for you.

May I offer you a brick to put inside your pillowcase?

No, thank you.

A book?

Eva.

I’ll pick a paperback. It would hardly do any damage.

Still no.

Fine, but I expect you to put your back into it when you whack him with it.

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you, osito.