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[heelhook]

what d'you think the aliens look like and is whatever you say hot to you

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maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Yes, well, you've made some choices in your life.

I assured him that I would team up with him against you.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

You would? My birthday's June 10, make sure you pencil us in and I'll (s)exile Kit.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

I'm a little concerned about the height differential, but anything for you on your birthday.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

It would all be about me, yes? I'm not.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

I guess we can figure out the logistics.

Oh, speaking of the three of us, I have a cigarette I bartered from Niko, if you want to share.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Don't worry, I've thought extensively about this and can provide diagrams upon request.

I do. Did you somehow source a retinol?

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

You can present when we have our cigarette.

Is that what that poor man is looking for? I just told him about that time you had a nap that took you downriver.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

How in the world is that cigarette-worthy information.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

You'll have to ask Niko that. It was when I was mad at you, so maybe he just took pity on me.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

[...] And I received pity access to his stash after our argument. [...] We should fight more often.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

[....] Can we please try to grift all of his cigarettes away with pity?

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

We could also steal them, as I know where they're kept and I'm confident he'd allow me access to his office, but then I'd likely lose said access. Perhaps grifting would be more fun in the long run.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

I'm trying so hard to think of a way that you could get in there, leave the door unlocked, and then distract him so you have an alibi. But really, that's too overwrought. We're very good at grifting, so we might as well lean into it.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

And it's much more fun to watch the fruits of our labours manifest before us.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Helps draw out the enjoyment as well. I think we have a very good plan, Chirp.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Alas, when forced to make our own entertainment, we do what we must.