lmaverick ⚡ later after kissy booth

[highvolt]

✨caaaan you feeeel the loooove toniiiiight?✨

what's your favourite [romantic media thing], pals? it's okay if it/they didn't age well; we won't judge you. i'm a romantic at heart, and i'll go first with The Princess Bride.

Comments

[adequacies]

Can you throw away something that doesn’t exist?

[jetting]

[partial snapshot]

[adequacies]

Blurry.

[jetting]

You want a better view, you know where to find it.

[adequacies]

I don’t need to be inconvenienced.

[jetting]

Fine.

[adequacies]

Great.

[jetting]

d(-.-)

[adequacies]

Wow, variety.

[jetting]

I’d offer to show my work, but don’t want to inconvenience you.

[adequacies]

Oh, I know you’re going to anyway.

[jetting]

You want it, come get it.

eleva

[adequacies]

Ask nicely.

eleva

[jetting]

I offered two times. That’s twice as many as I normally do.

eleva

[adequacies]

Ask.

eleva

[jetting]

If you want to fuck, the door’s unlocked.

eleva

[adequacies]

You’re unbearable.

eleva

[jetting]

Alright, Eva.

Evax?

[jinking]

I know he can be a bit [...] crispy at times, Ms. Eva, but he's really not that bad.

Evax

[adequacies]

He needles.

Crispy’s an interesting choice of words. Why that?

Evax

[jinking]

A sharp exterior that can be offputting when he's actually delicious ew nope tastes g UGH food metaphors great!

Evax

[adequacies]

[…] this is a strange metaphor.

And really not at all necessary. I handle him fine, crispiness aside.

Evax

[jinking]

Yeah, it really got away from me.

OK! It's just that you're always arguing?.

Evax

[adequacies]

I thought you were going to say he was like a potato chip. Was that where it was headed?

[…] Well.

Evax

[jinking]

I'm going to be honest, I'm not real sure where it was headed.

Well?