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[technosignatures]

mayday mayday mayday!!!

two things: the first being that i recently picked up another encoded message, and after a few grueling hours of poring over the code, as well as some big time help from mav the mvp, we figured out that the architects are preparing to harvest from the implanted. what that means exactly, we don't know. but it doesn't sound good, does it?

second: while picking up the message i also noticed something quite large approaching earth. thanks again to mav, seriously, you're the best. we discovered that the mothership is going to be gracing us with its presence soon, as in about two months until it enters earth's airspace soon. yikes.

but wait, i lied, there's more. there are also six small ships preceding the mothership, and they seem to be set to enter earth's airspace by next month.

that's all the bad news i have for you today. other than the most comfiest couch in science has a suspicious stain on it, i've gone through my hoard of energy drinks and sweets while trying to decode this message, and i haven't slept in like thirty-six hours. does anyone have an animal i can cuddle?

Comments

[iyla]

harvest?

[technosignatures]

yes yes that was the word

[fiia]

She is coming here?

[technosignatures]

apparently! idk she doesn't really willingly share plans with me

[highvolt]

yeah i'm the BEST!!!! i feel GREAT sharing this knowledge with everyone!!!!

[technosignatures]

how do you think i feel??

[finotti]

I take back everything I said about bad things having to come in three. This is too much

[technosignatures]

oh no three is a good number. this is really just like number fifty two hundred of all the bad things

[griiff]

What're we at for this month? Two?

[witlessbay]

what the fuck

[technosignatures]

yes exactly

[philiip]

Is this so hot off the press that our strategist masterminds haven’t had a chance to look at it in detail?

I don’t have an animal, but I can offer water. Please hydrate.

[technosignatures]

yes

it would be so much better if you had an animal. a fluffy little dog maybe

[agyieus]

when you say they're "small" ships how small do you mean

[technosignatures]

have you ever seen star wars?

[andcaboodle]

well that's ominous as hell

I've got a cat who is pretty good at emotional support

[technosignatures]

yes they do the ominous thing well

oh thank you! cats are good

[searlait]

Eat some real food and I will get your sweet supply replenished.

[technosignatures]

you are a goddess

[foundlostfound]

Two months. That’s got to be enough time to plan to take it down.

[searlait]

Exactly. It's good news that we know and can plan now.

[loculus]

"Harvest" is a word I haven't heard in a very long time.

[ithax]

You know what it means too?

[agueyegrey]

I'm sorry, 'Harvest'?

[technosignatures]

their words not mine

[hbatteux]

Oh no!

Which couch?

[highvolt]

the green one

[griiff]

Well, we can take down ships, right?

[dochenka]

We can. We will.

[reidings]

You couldn’t find one more piece of bad news to tell us?

[jaxsons]

Don't jinx it, babe.

[jetting]

[…] Alright. Seems the blowback is coming to us.

[technosignatures]

too much to ask that they would just sweep it under the rug

[fbatista]

Just more wonderful news. Never boring.

[technosignatures]

never a dull day!