pdevries 001

[philiip]

Eli's managed to confirm intel provided by Bishop, so we're reasonably confident there are nine planes we can salvage from abandoned bases that are all within reasonable distances.

Fresh birds for the flock? I hear you ask. Yes! Except we're not entirely sure how fresh, which means I'm going to need pilots and engineers to fly out to assess and, with any luck, bring them back home. Additionally, I will need to borrow some of you lovely Espio or Ground Force types to take us out in those dreamy Blackbirds and to remain on standby as we scope out the jets.

Mission specs:

MONDAY, 07:00. de Vries + Olshanskaya + 1 pilot + Wijk + Dawson (pending confirmation). Destination: Naha airbase. Target: 3 x F-15s.

TUESDAY, 07:00. Sinclair + Hyun + 1 pilot + Jacobs + Aldana Gutiérrez. Destination: Misawa airbase. Target: 1 x F-15, 2 x F-2s.

WEDNESDAY, 07:00. Thomas + 2 pilots + Koskinen + Quinn. Destination: Guam airbase. Target: 3 x Gripens.

Factsheets on plane specs will be distributed later today. Read them, learn them, memorise them.

Appreciate it's a tight schedule, but those aliens aren't waiting for it to be convenient for us. Don't all volunteer at once.

Comments

[adequacies]

He wouldn’t have time after attending the School of Zesty Quips and Syrup Making.

[witlessbay]

aww, you think im zesty?

[adequacies]

Overly so. Very unpleasant.

[witlessbay]

ill take it

[adequacies]

I suppose it’s an improvement on your egregious use of salt.

[witlessbay]

whats wrong with the salt? it adds flavour

[adequacies]

Oh, we don’t have to talk about it. I know it’s cultural.

[witlessbay]

your respect is noted

[adequacies]

Make note it is disrespect, thank you.

[witlessbay]

r-e-s-p-e-c-t? got it

[adequacies]

You are no Aretha.

[witlessbay]

we both just like spelling

[adequacies]

Stop, you’re giving me another idea for a group activity.

[witlessbay]

a spelling bee?

[adequacies]

Maybe for your birthday since you like it so much.

[witlessbay]

i wanted to do axe throwing

[adequacies]

I don’t know if your aim is good enough for that.

[witlessbay]

don't come for me where you know it hurts

[adequacies]

But that’s my specialty.

[witlessbay]

have you thought about a new hobby?

[adequacies]

I used my selected hobby to bring joy to our coworkers two nights ago. I have to recover.

[witlessbay]

by being mean to me?

[adequacies]

I know you’re tougher than you look.

[witlessbay]

you built me up over time

[adequacies]

You’re welcome.