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Hi everyone! After talking about it with Ashwin, we've decided that [....] due to projected events, we'd like to take the initiative and bump up two events into the end of February: our bi-annual blood drive and our yearly first-aid weekend. Ashwin would like me to remind you all that first-aid training is mandatory. The drive will take place in the medbay, and the refresher in the common area.

FRIDAY 9AM: BLOOD DRIVE 🩸

• You don't need to know your blood type, but if you do, we're looking for: O-, O+, and AB-. We can test a sample of your blood this week if you're not sure.


• Please do not volunteer for the drive if: you have had a piercing or tattoo in the last 3 months, you are actively unwell with flu or cold, or have a history of/currently have a bloodborne disease.

SATURDAY: FIRST-AID REFRESHER 🩹

Based on last year's feedback, we'll split each team into two smaller groups to make sure everyone gets the attention and engagement they deserve. Wear comfy clothes!

Battlest: 9-12
Espio: 12-3
Science: 3-6

[.....] And my favorite fruit is lychee.

Comments

Jameson.

[reidings]

Yeah, not as nice as actually going but it is what it is for now.

Okay, so let me plan something. Not that I’ve really been on a date much more recently, but it’ll be fun to do.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

At least alongside other nicer thoughts, like thoughts of you, it'll be a nice distraction for my brain from thinking about going through the Fracture Garden and about your dad.

Yeah?

Jameson.

[reidings]

Distractions are good, I’m always willing to be one.

Yes, I want to do something nice for you.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

The goddamn audacity of you to be running circles in my head all day.

Then I'm looking forward to whatever you plan. You know I'm easy, as long as it's time spent with you.

Re: Jameson.

[reidings]

I need to stay in shape and your brain is a perfect place to do so.

Just don’t get too excited you must remember we do live on a small ship with limited resources. But I will be there so that’s one requirement satisfied.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

God, at least let me be able to oggle in you the gym.

It's definitely the most important requirement. Might be weird going on a date by myself.

Jameson.

[reidings]

I can’t currently work out, can I? So you don’t have the opportunity to ogle me while I exercise. I could come and watch you, but other people might find it weird if I was just sitting there.

I’ve heard some people enjoy going on dates by themselves.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

I could give you the same effect doing pushups in the room.

Couldn't be me. I constantly crave company.

Jameson.

[reidings]

I wouldn’t say no to that. I do like watching you do push ups, won’t deny that.

I know you do, good thing I love your company.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

If you're good, I'll do them with my shirt off.

And I love yours. What a coincidence.

Jameson.

[reidings]

Oh how terrible. I can't imagine seeing you without your shirt on, let alone working out shirtless.

Wow, that's shocking. Do you have a crush on me or something?

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

Remember to sit down when you start to feel faint.

Shit, am I that obvious?

Jameson.

[reidings]

A great reminder, but I hope I'm not that easy. To make faint that is.

It was an educated guess. If you don't then I might have to airlock myself at this point.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

But have I made you swoon yet? That's fainting adjacent.

Don't be dramatic. My love isn't worth dying for.

Jameson.

[reidings]

I guess you just haven't noticed me swooning, but that's all I do when I'm around you. You should get me a fainting couch.

That's debatable.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

So I can make you faint. Just do it in my arms, is all I ask.

It's really not.

Jameson.

[reidings]

Yes, you can. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. I'll try to aim myself into your arms.

And if I said my love isn't worth dying for? I hope you'd agree.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

Why would I agree with that? Of course it is.

Jameson.

[reidings]

And I think yours is. So.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

I think this is where Ronen says I should have a cookie.

Jameson.

[reidings]

I might have one, if you're interested.

And while I might be teasing a little bit, I genuinely have no interest in being on this ship without you.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

If I actually have one for every hateful thought, I'll flatten out all my muscle.

I don't either, J.

Jameson.

[reidings]

Is that what the cookies are for? What about positive reinforcement?

Good, now call out sick tomorrow and spend the day in bed with me tomorrow without work.

Jameson.

[jaxsons]

For punishment or curbing bad behaviors, or both.

Think I can use "lovesick" as a valid illness?

Jameson.

[reidings]

I don't love the idea that they're used as punishment.

Just tell them your paramour is really lonely and needs your attention for the day.