iolshanskaya ❄ 01

[dochenka]

What food do you miss from home? I have been craving дранікі.

Comments

[chemveil]

I'll skillfully apply cow spots on the outside of the dish with a marker. Despite what Dom says, I'm an artist.

[murphyy]

i’m sure we won’t even be able to tell it’s not a cow.

[chemveil]

Exactly. The only give away will be the size. The most miniature of cows.

[murphyy]

can you really grow meat tho?

[chemveil]

It's technically possible, I think. NASA was working on growing goldfish meat.

[murphyy]

why would anyone want goldfish meat?

[chemveil]

As far as I know goldfish are no less complicated than other things you might actually want to eat. If you're growing it why wouldn't you pick something better?

[murphyy]

maybe goldfish are secretly delicious, but they're so small it'd be a pain to eat 'em normal.

[chemveil]

I guess we need a goldfish for science. [...] I'm going to see if I can find some goldfish info to read up on.

[murphyy]

i'm not sure if that's the kind of thing we have on hand, but maybe.

[chemveil]

I have a sneaking suspicion this'll all result in nothing, but I like a challenge.

[murphyy]

maybe you'll get an aquarium out of it.