fbradshaw ‖ 001

[jinking]

So board games are all well and good — I ain't got a thing against 'em — but what this ship really needs is a way to play some honest to God competitive sports. And when I say competitive sports, I mean baseball. I'd settle for basketball in a pinch, but baseball's the great American pastime for a reason.

Might just be I’m getting to that stage where I'm starting to climb the walls from not being able to do much of anything. Not that Saldanha Bay was exactly a thrill ride, but at least you could stretch your legs without bumping into bulkheads.

Anyway. If any of y'all can figure out a way to play baseball in space, I'll owe you one so big it'll have interest on it.

Comments

[agueyegrey]

Porn, kid. Porn.

[jinking]

What?

[jinking]

Wait, what do mustaches have to do with pornography?

[agueyegrey]

[...] What do you know about pornography, Fox?

[jinking]

I don’t know that I’ve seen whatever old stuff you’re watching?

[agueyegrey]

Okay, okay.

Philip

[agueyegrey]

You are failing your mentee, Pip.

Phiz

[philiip]

Come again?

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

Your boy doesn't even know what a pornstache is!

Phiz

[philiip]

You think I boarded this ship with a stash of bootleg porn stuffed into my coat, Az?

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

Okay, but you know about the USBs going around since then, right?

Phiz

[philiip]

What's a USB.

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

Ein USBsken, ja?

Phiz

[philiip]

Stik erin.

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

Mon stik est trop gros, desolee.

Phiz

[philiip]

You aren't desolee at all.

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

About that? God no.

Phiz

[philiip]

Was about to send out a search party for the real Az.

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

Seriously though Pip, the kid follows your lead, you should at least give him a heads up on the best ways to find fifteen minutes of 'me time'.

Phiz

[philiip]

Az, I think the 'kid' would disintegrate on the spot if I started talking to him about finding valuable 'me time'.

And as much as I would enjoy that, I have to tread carefully.

Phiz

[agueyegrey]

He's trying to set up baseball(?) in the aircraft hangar(??) to burn off excess energy, Pip. I think it might be time to have 'the talk' with your child.

Phiz

[philiip]

See, now I'm curious what you think this talk should look like.

[philiip]

It's an [....] aesthetic.

[jinking]

I don't mean any offense, but I'm guessing that type of aesthetic is very [...] vintage?

[murphyy]