fbradshaw ‖ 001

[jinking]

So board games are all well and good — I ain't got a thing against 'em — but what this ship really needs is a way to play some honest to God competitive sports. And when I say competitive sports, I mean baseball. I'd settle for basketball in a pinch, but baseball's the great American pastime for a reason.

Might just be I’m getting to that stage where I'm starting to climb the walls from not being able to do much of anything. Not that Saldanha Bay was exactly a thrill ride, but at least you could stretch your legs without bumping into bulkheads.

Anyway. If any of y'all can figure out a way to play baseball in space, I'll owe you one so big it'll have interest on it.

Comments

[witlessbay]

i know you say you can do anything

[adequacies]

You underestimating me is not my problem.

[witlessbay]

theres nothing wrong with checking

[adequacies]

Look what your doubt caused. I’m crying right now. I can barely type through my tears.

[witlessbay]

bottle them up in case we need them when you break a sensor

[adequacies]

I have good aim! Most likely

[witlessbay]

youve never done it before?

[adequacies]

Damaged the ship? Yes, I can safely say I’ve never done that.

[witlessbay]

baseball. also, liar

[adequacies]

It’s not very popular where I grew up, so no.

Am not.

[witlessbay]

so why would you be good at it immediately

[adequacies]

Manifestation?

And I don’t think I’d have to be incredible at it to not break the ship.

[witlessbay]

sure. put it on your vision board

its not the end of the world if you hit something

[adequacies]

Engineering would say that depends on what gets hit.

cava

[witlessbay]

its good to keep them busy

cava

[adequacies]

I knew you were trouble.

cava

[witlessbay]

never said i wasn't

cava

[adequacies]

Don’t act cute.

Also if I’m being subjected to baseball, we’re playing Scrabble as a partner bonding activity.

cava

[witlessbay]

scrabble?

cava

[adequacies]

Yes. I want to play it.

cava

[witlessbay]

why

cava

[adequacies]

Does there have to be a reason? It’s a strategy-based game, it’s good for your brain.

cava

[witlessbay]

excuse me for making conversation

cava

[adequacies]

You’re not excused. Conversation is punishable by a severe glare and sarcasm.

cava

[witlessbay]

ill bring my sunglasses