ASHEPHERD: 001

[archiees]

Okay, I'm so fed up! Knitting needles can go die in a fiery pit with their stupid fine motor control! And the yarn, too, can suck it and stop knotting because I did not tell it to do that.

Also, when did frustration come with anger?!

Comments

[arasch]

Pretty sure?

[jaxsons]

Very unsure Pretty sure.

ajax

[arasch]

Going to have to agree with Archie that this is very sus, Jackson.

sonar

[jaxsons]

He's not even a real doctor, Ara.

sonar

[arasch]

Deflecting won't work with me.

sonar

[jaxsons]

Who's deflecting?

sonar

[arasch]

You.

sonar

[jaxsons]

This is how I've talked to him for years and now it's sus?

sonar

[arasch]

Yes.

sonar

[jaxsons]

Well, nothing's happening.

sonar

[arasch]

Do you want something to happen?

sonar

[jaxsons]

I [.......] dunno. A lot of different things have been on my mind lately.

sonar

[arasch]

Fine. I would like you to remember how I didn't push or point out how firefighters aren't suppose to hesitate.

sonar

[jaxsons]

I appreciate it, Ara.

Kix

[andcaboodle]

Sure you're not still thinking about cream?

Kix

[jaxsons]

Sure I am, but I'm not admitting that where Archie can see.

Kix

[andcaboodle]

He's out there talking about stiff appendages, I think he could handle it

But also fair, both wanting to shield him and still being preoccupied

Kix

[jaxsons]

He's a grown man, but I'm politely averting my eyes.

Kix

[andcaboodle]

He's not trying to hook up with his roommate so I am not getting involved. Only wishing him luck from afar

Kix

[jaxsons]

Get 'em tiger, etc.

I'm never getting away from this tiramisu thing, am I?

Kix

[andcaboodle]

You are not but please rest assured that while I could make it worse, I won't because I'm somewhat of a gentleman

I cannot promise not to be a complete menace though if tiramisu is served for dessert one day

Kix

[jaxsons]

I'll lock myself in the scream and cry closet when that day comes. Also, stop out-menacing me.

Kix

[andcaboodle]

I already made a joke about what you'll really be doing in there and I won't make it again

You'll have to stop being easy to menace first

Kix

[jaxsons]

Imagining me jerking off, Kit Kat?

Guess this is my lot in life.

Kix

[andcaboodle]

Oh, of course. So tragic that I must rely on imagination

There are worse lots in life