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[witlessbay]

so the good news, ev and i got one of those big drone computers from xitang for the nerds to look at.

the bad news the hdroids were not happy about us scavenging the drones and attacked us.

yeah you read that right. cool new feature.

dont get mad at me for being short. im writing with one hand here. (get your mind out of the gutter)

[Eren]
hey. got a minute?

Comments

[adequacies]

Who let you in

[jetting]

Good drugs?

[adequacies]

No, the club

[jetting]

No, are you on good drugs?

[adequacies]

Oh! yes except for my firm jello body

[jetting]

Your what?

[adequacies]

Firm jello body. i am very heavy and wiggly

[jetting]

Okay, Jellybean. Want me to help you back to your room?

[adequacies]

They don’t want me walking at all so I can’t be helping the helpers

[jetting]

You don’t have to help this once.

[adequacies]

I dont want to be rolled on the floor either, its dirty

[jetting]

Eva, I can give you a piggyback so you don’t even have to look at me.

[adequacies]

you can’t look at my floppy ankle, Eli, thats too intimate

[jetting]

This isn’t Edwardian England.

[adequacies]

No this is a spaceship

[jetting]

I’ve seen your ankles before. It’s fine. We’ll put it in a brace.

[adequacies]

will you be gentle

[jetting]

Yes.

[adequacies]

more gentle than you have EVER been or itll make me sick again

[adequacies]

and you are fine to look at

[jetting]

Fuck, you are drugged up.

[adequacies]

Un poquito

[jetting]

I’m finding a way to print this.

[adequacies]

it will not stabnd in a court of law

[jetting]

Don’t need law.