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[chemveil]

Since everyone won't shut up about the kissing booth and I want some amusement, who was everyone's first kiss? Spare no details about what a loser they were.

Oh, and if your first kiss is about to be at the kissing booth, I need to know for non-making-fun-of-you reasons.

DOM.
Ughhhh I'm apologizing to Adri, kill me now.

ADRI.
I would like to apologize for the other day, I was out of line.

Comments

[nishad]

You first.

[foundlostfound]

Yeah.

[iyla]

no one important. i remember thinking it was good, though. it wasn't.

[chemveil]

Always a hard lesson to learn. But, name. We don't know anyone anyways.

maryle.

[loculus]

Tell me how it goes, I need more data for my latest theory.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Which is?

[searlait]

Mine's documented on YouTube. My mam wanted a subplot of me and a kid of another family vlogger she did crossovers with.

[chemveil]

Wow, this is a nightmare. Did you like them at all?

[jaxsons]

The first one ever or the first one that meant something?

[chemveil]

First one ever, romance is a sham.

[dochenka]

His name was Sasha. It was a dare.

[chemveil]

Who dared you?

[rjacobson]

Rebecca Cohen. Summer Camp. We were fourteen and I cut my lip on her braces.

[chemveil]

Wow, rough kissing from the get go.

Classic first kiss, I approve.

[loculus]

Her name was Vallea. She sneezed mid-kiss and the force of her resulting headbutt broke my nose.

[chemveil]

This is the most beautiful story I've ever heard.

[agyieus]

mine was new year's eve before the fall

[chemveil]

That's rough, Baby Boy.

At least New Year's is nice.

[backdrive]

I DON'T want to talk about it!

[chemveil]

Because it's scandalous?

[heelhook]

it was fine i guess

[chemveil]

Details, Remy. I need details.

[hbatteux]

I think his name was Laurent? He had a tongue stud.

[chemveil]

Nice. Hopefully it wasn't his first kiss?

[philiip]

My cousin’s bar mitzvah. The girl had gum in her mouth. By the end of it, it had a new home in mine.

[heelhook]

this makes me never want to kiss again

[oneirophrenic]

Her name was Alma, we were best friends in Šibenik. We decided we were going to marry when we were eight. As you can imagine, she was devastated when I told her I was leaving for America — she sobbed through the kiss. But still, it was sweet.

[chemveil]

Movie-ready, as I'd expect from you. Did you stay in touch?

Maryle.

[adrii]

Your apology is noted.

Maryle/Adri.

[chemveil]

Are you s

[.....]

If there's some way I can convince you of my sincerity, or help patch things up, I'm very willing to make the effort.

[cjacobs]

I have a detailed analysis of mine. With both a man and a woman for the science of it. My first was with a dear friend from science camp. We decided to run our own experiment, with the findings discussed afterwards. We agreed that, without comparable data, it was hard to decide on the effectiveness of the instance. We tested the theory again the summer after.

[chemveil]

Wow, you are such a massive nerd. What were your findings?

[clandestinity]

his name was jérôme. i kissed him about 30 seconds after i decided he was my boyfriend. he was very good at doing what he was told.

[chemveil]

The perfect man. Did you tell him he was your boyfriend, or just kiss him?

[archiees]

A boy named Simon in a locker room after practice.

[chemveil]

Cute, classic. Did it go anywhere?

[foundlostfound]

[...] It was raining.

[backdrive]

Oh... romantic.

[reidings]

My friend, Matthew at sleep away camp. We were 12 and it was really lovely.

[jaxsons]

Sharing a tent or a cabin?

[riio]

Some unremarkable Outlander. We were playing spin the bottle one night.

[agyieus]

who?

[arasch]

He's here somewhere.

[chemveil]

Juicy, do tell.

[adequacies]

Have we considered just not talking about the booth in general?

Mine was on the beach after a friend’s birthday. His name was Antonio and he was too enthusiastic.

[chemveil]

We could, but then I'd be bored.

Beach, very cute. Too enthusiastic, less so. Was he trying too hard or just too much as a person?

[demarcus]

I'm working on getting my first non-Veiled kiss.

[chemveil]

Oh, sweet baby. Are you going to the kissing booth?

[andcaboodle]

I asked one of my childhood friends if I could kiss her. I had to prove myself worthy first by beating her at arm wrestling

[chemveil]

Now, did she let you win because she wanted a kiss, or was it fair and square?