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MBONE .. 002

Since everyone won't shut up about the kissing booth and I want some amusement, who was everyone's first kiss? Spare no details about what a loser they were.

Oh, and if your first kiss is about to be at the kissing booth, I need to know for non-making-fun-of-you reasons.

DOM.
Ughhhh I'm apologizing to Adri, kill me now.

ADRI.
I would like to apologize for the other day, I was out of line.

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Alas, I'm not an active field agent anymore. My active participation in espionage has come to an end.

And what a show!

Wouldn't even do it for old time's sake?

Unfortunately I'm not mean enough to try to nudge this into happening.

I am the most charming and successful woman in the world, I have healed the rift.

How many virgins did you sacrifice? Are there any left?

Edited 2026-02-08 04:02 (UTC)

Dom there were never any virgins on this ship.

Then how many did you promise to whatever eldritch horror you summoned?

Unfathomable amounts, I'm afraid. I'm going to need your help in Recruitment.

God only knows how long this'll last, but for now at least he's talking to me like a normal person.

Apologizing did make me physically ill though.

Oh, we reserve a special rolodex for the celibate and unfucked.

Neither of you can speak like normal people.

Figured as much. Thank you for your service.

I can when I try really really hard, as evidenced by my apology that was as close to accepted as I'm going to get.

You did well imitating humanity today and I'm proud of you for it.

Thank youuuuuu. It really was quite difficult, but I knew you believed in me so I persevered.

How's your humanity imitation going today?

I no longer believe in imitating humanity. Are we living in a simulation? What is happening?

Edited (post fox) 2026-02-08 05:22 (UTC)

I'm very desirable, Dom. In fact, I think Nish is trying to ask me if we're sleeping together, so I'm really in high demand.

Perhaps now would be the right time for Nishad to learn about Magdalena.

Edited (full name) 2026-02-08 05:32 (UTC)

I don't know if I'm ready to share anything about her, it's still so painful.

Edited 2026-02-08 05:33 (UTC)

She was an important part of our lives, Maryle.

And that's why I'm so protective of her memory.

Fox is still hitting on me and I told Nish we were married, by the way. I don't think he believed me.

We should do something for her birthday, now that I'll be present for it.

Do you think he remembers we used to be together, or has he conveniently wiped the memory?