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No. You don't need to do that.

Too late. I've dyed my hair and changed my name.

What colour?

Purple.

You definitely can pull that off.

Do you think so?

Oh absolutely. What is the new name for this purple haired wonder?

Lyle. I figured that's a good name.

Great. I am picturing it now.

Next time just ask the cute guy out.

I can't just ask someone out.

Why not?

Because you just can't do that. You have to establish a connection first. And then it comes naturally.

I see. Some people go on dates to accomplish that and feel it out. So both parties know that is what is on the table.

Alternatively, just ask them out for hang outs. Go to the gym or something?

I think this ship has sailed and hit an iceberg.

Me. I'm the iceberg. I sank it.

It wasn't going bad to start. Just gotta work on the delivery.

Next time. You'll get it next time.

Sweet of you to assume I'll try again.

Why not? You were so close.

This is the second time I've fumbled this with Bobby.

My Gajo, no. I am sorry.

If an opening comes up again, though, take it.

You don't understand, Fry. I fumbled flirting with Az. I'm not cut out for this.

Damn. Fumbled with Az. Fumbled how?

I tried flirting but I don't think he realized, and then I guess he flirted with me and I didn't realize?

You need a neon sign that flashes "flirting" when someone is flirting with you.

Or, hear me out: I maintain my don't flirt, don't feel stance that I've had the last 17 years. It's been working for me!

I dunno, Griff. Don't you get horny?

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