ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[loculus]

Please remember to enjoy your last 16 hours of freedom (from me).

[foundlostfound]

I’ll be so glad for the murder bear.

[delilahs]

Please don't die by bear

I actually think the bear will sense I am pure of heart and a friend to all creatures and spare me because they like my Disney Princess vibe

[reidings]

I think that’s exactly how it will work, yes.

[delilahs]

Thank you for your faith in me

[reidings]

We need someone who can make friends with the bear. I think you’re the best bet.

[delilahs]

It's true, I think I have the highest degree of whimsy and we all know bears respect whimsy

[reidings]

That's what I've heard, they really thrive off of it. I guess we know who to send to talk to the bears if they seem angry with us.

[foundlostfound]

You’ll be their benevolent leader by the end of the week

[delilahs]

I promise I will convince them to show mercy on you all

[foundlostfound]

But you'd be able to change your command at any point. Powerful.

[delilahs]

I solemnly swear I won't abuse it. After all, my good hearted nature is what makes me a Friend of Bears

[foundlostfound]

I believe that.