ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[iyla]

i’m not rhythmically challenged, but i don’t know how to salsa. i’ll be there.

[searlait]

There's not enough opportunities for less comfortable shoes.

[finotti]

What if I can count to 10 but slouch a bit?

[jaxsons]

God, I haven't salsa'd in years.

[agyieus]

what if we're not beginners

[highvolt]

whoooo exactly were you looking at, tho?

[loculus]

Are experienced dancers allowed to attend provided they aren't eaten by a bear later this week?

[jaxsons]

No one's being eaten by a bear.

[witlessbay]

you

[loculus]

You aren't the arbiter of my free time.

[jaxsons]

If you're eaten by a bear, I'm going to come down and rip you out.

[loculus]

Rude behaviour!

[adequacies]

Then you’ll be expected to show off as an example to others.

[highvolt]

exsqueeze me, i have WAY more rhythm than you.

[adequacies]

Don’t worry about it. They’ll make themselves known.

[jaxsons]

And then I'm going to Frankenstein's monster you with my renowned suturing skills. It'll be a horrible existence.

[highvolt]

my anxieté says you already have and it's obviously never wrong.

[reidings]

It’s nice of you to offer to teach us, I’ve never done it but I’m always looking for a new skill.

[agyieus]

i can do that. just need a partner.

[reidings]

This is a good question. A bear attack would put a damper on the whole thing.

[delilahs]

Not an experienced salsa dancer but will be there if I don't get sacrificed to the bears! We probably won't become bear food though

[adequacies]

You can help teach if you’d like.

[adequacies]

I am growing concerned that more than one of you has mentioned being nibbled by bears. Does Jax have his hands full? (I know he does)

[andcaboodle]

I hope you all have a wonderful time but unfortunately I have an incurable slouch and I get fuzzy on the numbers between 5-8

[jaxsons]

Jax needs blood pressure medication added into his rotation of invisible daily meds.