ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[jaxsons]

And then I'm going to Frankenstein's monster you with my renowned suturing skills. It'll be a horrible existence.

[loculus]

Will my hair stay in one piece? That's all I need.

[jaxsons]

No, it can't be saved.

[loculus]

Oh well. Terrorizing the countryside it is.

[jaxsons]

Alternatively, don't get eaten by a bear.

[loculus]

Don't be so hasty, I never specified which type of bear.

[jaxsons]

Please share with the class the type of bear you had in mind.

[loculus]

Rugged; has a chest tattoo depicting some ferocious creature of nature that one can barely see beneath his thick chest hair; named something like Clay, Tucker, or Wyatt. His beard is ample but well-groomed and you could run your fingers through it for days.

[jaxsons]

You think you're gonna find a rogue American mountain man wandering in rural Russia?

[loculus]

All I said was "later this week."

[jaxsons]

My bad. Good luck finding your all-American lumberjack.

[loculus]

Thank you. There's so many files for potential recruits, he must be somewhere.

[oneirophrenic]

[oneirophrenic]

You can do much better than a """Wyatt""".

[backdrive]

Could he be Swedish? Could his name be Bjorn?

[oneirophrenic]

Why do you think Domingo's [...] dream man is Swedish?

[backdrive]

I have a SPECIFIC one in mind!

[loculus]

The only one I met in Montana barely even understood the meaning of "mediocre" and I deserve a do-over.

[oneirophrenic]

Certainly, if your idea of a good time involves Pabst Blue Ribbon and some smoke-filled pool hall run by a man named Randy.

[loculus]

I said it was Montana; we drank Kettlehouse Cold Smoke.

[rjacobson]

[rjacobson]

Why are you trying to meet the majority of my pre-Fall exes?

[loculus]

Do any of them have skills useful to the resistance? We can always use more Strategists, therapists, or general-use contracting work (for my enter.

[rjacobson]

I make it a point to not cyberstalk my exes. But Wyatt was a physiotherapist.

[rjacobson]

Please don’t recruit Wyatt.