ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[loculus]

Do any of them have skills useful to the resistance? We can always use more Strategists, therapists, or general-use contracting work (for my enter.

[rjacobson]

I make it a point to not cyberstalk my exes. But Wyatt was a physiotherapist.

[loculus]

You had a Wyatt?

[rjacobson]

It’s the gay world; there’s always a Wyatt.

[loculus]

I spent my gayest years in Switzerland where the closest cognate may have been Luca.

[rjacobson]

Fair, that was very Amerocentric of me.

[rjacobson]

Please don’t recruit Wyatt.

[loculus]

My answer depends on his approximate bicep circumference.

[rjacobson]

They were big, I didn’t measure.

[loculus]

We have imaginations. We can approximate. Imagine wrapping your grip around one arm, describe how far your hands reach.

[rjacobson]

This feels a little too suggestive here, Dom.

[loculus]

Hush now. Answer the question.

[rjacobson]

If I used both hands, my fingers would be an inch or two from touching.

[loculus]

Surname and last known location, please. I'll handle the rest.

[rjacobson]

Noooooo.