ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[chemveil]

If it were true it would still be, yes.

My height is very desireable.

[nishad]

I only said you were short, not undesirably short. Only an idiot would imply that.

[loculus]

[chemveil]

There are lots of idiots about.

[nishad]

But ones that stupid? We might as well send them out of the airlock.

[chemveil]

Are you going to see yourself out then?

[nishad]

No. […] There’s nothing undesirable about you, Maryle.

maryle.

[loculus]

To quote you only three days ago:

OooooooooOOOOOoooooohHH!

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Yours required much more of an OooooooooOOOOOoooooohHH! than mine.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Mine occurred in private.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

You ran off to deal with yours.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

I didn't think you'd want to spectate.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

What if I wanted to know the true cost of our pack of cigarettes?

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

They were a gift. Gifts are free for civilized people.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Wowwwww what a polite suitor.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

[...] The true price was that I gave romantic holidays a chance, for a brief time only.

[chemveil]

Why do you just Right out in publ

I have been told this by many, but that doesn't get you off the hook of being stupid.

[nishad]

You know, not being a genius isn’t the same thing as being stupid.

[chemveil]

I could be so mean to you right now, but I'm holding my tongue.

Mash.

[nishad]

[…] What?

Mash.

[chemveil]

What?

Mash.

[nishad]

I don’t know. […] I thought I might be missing something.

Mash.

[chemveil]

Nope!. Regular banter. Maybe you're feeling stressed about upcoming missions?

Mash.

[nishad]

I operate pretty well under stress. Generally. Perks of living at the edge of the end of the world.

Mash.

[chemveil]

Yeah, I guess that's pretty true. Wonder what's wrong with you then.