ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Thank god, I'd have to locate another personality without it

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Disgusting!

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

The worst. My current personality, that is. Which is why I don't get

You have bad taste.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

I enjoy a project.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Hey, wow, what the fuck. You really have never loved me.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Of course I did! I love all my abominations equally. You share the podium with the guava I attempted to grow on the kitchen window sill.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

I have to rank above that stupid guava. This is hurtful.

I'm very excited that I can now blame everything I do on you, though.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

At least it made an effort.

You're welcome.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Excuse me, I also did. It's just that all my effort went into being a brat.

I love you, you horrible little man.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

A very good point and a very good effort.

I love you, you minuscule demon of a woman.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Thank you, thank you.

♥

By the way Niko was very funny about your optimal partner height.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

I believe you mean my aesthetic tension potential.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

He really kills me sometimes.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

If only he'd finish the deed.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

Ah, but see, which is worse? Living me haunting you or dead me haunting you?

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

Dooming you to an eternity of anything, simply an eternity, brings me joy.

maryle/dom.

[chemveil]

You've already done that, so I'm glad at least one of us is having a good time.

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I don't like that you're going You'd better bring me back something good from Russia.

maryle/dom.

[loculus]

What would you like? Kamchatka's known for neither manners nor grace.