ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

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st flores.

[loculus]

Nurse Weber can toss me over her shoulder.

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[jaxsons]

Nurses can be pretty damn strong despite appearances, so I believe it.

You feeling the pressure yet or am I the only one developing another gray hair out of this?

st flores.

[loculus]

I'm experiencing a dozen different pressures but they've yet to overwhelm me.

st flores.

[jaxsons]

That's good. And you know I'll be here to support you through it?

st flores.

[loculus]

If you weren't I'm sure I'd already be a sobbing heap on the HQ floor.

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[jaxsons]

Hey, give yourself some credit. A couple tears maybe, not a full sob.

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[loculus]

My nose would run nonetheless and that's too much of a humiliation for me to bear.

st flores.

[jaxsons]

Good thing you'll have me in your ear then. You'll be great, Dom. I'm still sorry an escort's required, but it'll only be two days.

st flores.

[loculus]

Your comforting drawl in my ear for two days will more than make up for it.

st flores.

[jaxsons]

I can turn it up for you, but then y'all might miss me too much.

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[loculus]

You can soothe us to sleep.

st flores.

[jaxsons]

I'll treat y'all with a bedtime story about the Goat Man, or grab something of Luis's.