ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[agyieus]

i can do that. just need a partner.

[adequacies]

You can help teach if you’d like.

[agyieus]

assuming i don't get eaten by a bear

[finotti]

You're only allowed a light mauling at most

[agyieus]

it's hibernation season

[finotti]

So you're fine as long as you don't wake any?

[agyieus]

they don't literally sleep the whole time but they're not hunting and they don't have cubs, so they should be pretty chill. for grizzly bears.

[finotti]

They don't sleep the whole time?

[adequacies]

I think you’re all very capable of not getting eaten by bears! Please have a little faith in that fact.

[agyieus]

i'm the bear safety expert, it'll be fine

[adequacies]

Seems they should have a badge or a pin of some sort for you.

[agyieus]

i got so many badges and pins for my outdoorsmanship when i was a kid.

abc.

[murphyy]

should worry more about the teenager who’ll maul you if you miss her birthday.

abc.

[agyieus]

i didn't forget. probably not much good stuff on the ground in rural russia but i'll keep an eye out for something nice.

abc.

[finotti]

Delilah's keeping an eye out too

abc.

[agyieus]

lola also got me some instant coffee from laos. it's good in chocolate cake.

abc.

[murphyy]

didn’t say you did, pol. […] i stole an ipod off a desk when we were on the ground in china, could be from all of us.

abc.

[agyieus]

one big gift and a few small ones is good. [...] is she close with anyone else on the ship?

Re: abc.

[finotti]

What if we get other people to choose a song each to put on the ipod for her too like a collaborative mix tape

[clandestinity]

it's your lucky day, boy scout.

[agyieus]

seems like. think you can spare me some luck for the road too? in case of bears.

[clandestinity]

hmm what kind of luck did you have in mind?

[agyieus]

a kiss is traditional

[clandestinity]

one kiss on the cheek can be arranged.

[agyieus]

that should get me through the worst of it.