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[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[adequacies]

Has Papá failed you all?

[jaxsons]

Adri's never asked me to dance, which I've been real offended by. You think muscle memory will kick in?

[adequacies]

That’s a gross oversight on his part.

I’m sure it will, though you might want to stretch beforehand. I can’t be responsible for anyone over a certain age pulling a hamstring.

[jaxsons]

It is, because I knew how before him.

I'd be [....] fine, but my hamstrings thank you for your concern. I'll see you there if the mission goes to plan.

[adequacies]

When did you learn?

It will.

[jaxsons]

My mom, stepmom, is from Barcelona. She was so touched by me wanting to improve my Spanish for her, she asked if I wanted to learn to dance because, and I'm paraphrasing, "That country dancing you do here is not real dancing".

[adequacies]

I think she was right.

Have you kept up with your Spanish?

[jaxsons]

Hey now, country swing's a lot of fun.

It's a bit rustier than I'd like, but it's still there.

[adequacies]

That can be your offering next time.

Would you like to practice?

[jaxsons]

NorCal could be my co-instructor, unless he's too civilized for country swing.

Y'know, I wouldn't mind.

[adequacies]

Is there such a thing?

I’m sure you’re busy getting ready to go, but find me when you get back.

[jaxsons]

Could be, depends how he feels about it.

I'm staying on board for this one, but I'll for sure find you after. I'm feeling faint after all this bear talk.

[adequacies]

You can only be so strong.

[jaxsons]

I'll just go find Niko's fainting chaise.

[adequacies]

He’s very nice to let you borrow it.

[jaxsons]

Oh, he gets to find me sleeping there like Goldilocks.

[adequacies]

How do you know the chaise is just right?

[jaxsons]

I'll try the other chaises if it isn't. There has to be more than one for each mood.

[jinking]

I don't actually know it. I know a bit a contra dancing?

[jaxsons]

Foxtrot, c'mon.

[jinking]

There wasn't a lot of dancing at the compound.

[jaxsons]

I'd teach you some moves, but I'd have to lead.

[jinking]

I'm good at following someone else's lead.

[jaxsons]

One day in the gym then.

[jinking]

Works for me, old timer.