ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[jaxsons]

Wyatt might.

[reidings]

I meant the animal bears, my dear, not the human ones.

[jaxsons]

Hopefully the bears have as good a sense of humor as you.

[reidings]

It would be more entertaining if they did, but I will be good and stay away from them.

[jaxsons]

Thank you.

[reidings]

You're welcome. I would not intentionally put myself in harm's way and I'll make sure everyone else is careful too.

[jaxsons]

Okay. Good.

[reidings]

Good. Now we can focus on you not laughing at me while I try to salsa on Friday.

[jaxsons]

No, I'm definitely laughing at you, but I'll be real polite about it. I can give you pointers tonight.

[reidings]

Just cover your mouth when you laugh so I can't see it. A little pre-lesson, lesson?

[jaxsons]

You won't even notice me. And yeah, a pre-lesson lesson from someone who hasn't danced salsa in a decade but remembers the basics at least.

[reidings]

Impossible. I don't know the basics, so you could make it up and I'd still think you were teaching me the correct steps.

[jaxsons]

Impossible that I can hide it?

Obviously I'll teach you the right steps. I won't even make a fuss if you step on me.

[reidings]

Impossible to not notice you.

Good because I might step on you, I don't know how well suited me and dancing will be.

[jaxsons]

Especially if we're dancing together.

I think you'll be alright.

[reidings]

Unless my eyes are closed the entire time. Which could be a fun twist on dancing.

I'd like to think so.

[jaxsons]

If you trust me to lead you right, you could.

[reidings]

I trust you to lead. Just don't crash us into anything or anyone.

[jaxsons]

I'd do my damn best.

[reidings]

That's all I ask. Oh and I want you to dip me like they always do during dances in the movies.

[jaxsons]

You want to get dipped, you can be dipped. I'll tell you when to open your eyes so you don't scream.

[reidings]

Oh that would be off putting for you if I screamed when you were trying to do a nice thing for me.

[jaxsons]

It might ruin the mood, yeah, but I'd deserve it.

[reidings]

I’ll keep it in my back pocket for future use.

Jameson

[jaxsons]

Keeping in mind I want you getting at least 8 hours before tomorrow's mission, what time do you want me over?