ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[adrii]

How can I show off without an adequate partner, cielito?

[adequacies]

You can partner with Dom, though I suspect there might be some heckling in his direction, or show Philip how it’s done.

[adrii]

Domingo is a no.

Aldanas

[adequacies]

Bring Philip. If he can’t salsa, he needs to learn.

Aldanas

[adrii]

Does he?

I can ask him, I suppose. He might have plans.

Aldanas

[adequacies]

Yes. I can’t believe you’ve been here for so long and haven’t danced.

With whom?

Aldanas

[adrii]

Not much opportunity to dance here.

[...] I don't know. I don't ask.

[loculus]

Excuse me, Domingo is wonderful.

[adrii]

Speak of the devil and he shall appear. That is the phrase, correct?

[loculus]

Is that why my incisors are almost unnaturally sharp?

[adrii]

I would have to verify the veracity of your incisors to know.

[adequacies]

You must be awfully intimidating.

[loculus]

You'd have to ask your father.

[adequacies]

I shouldn’t invoke the devil; I don’t know if he has his rosary handy.

[oneirophrenic]

What am I, chopped liver?

[adrii]

I'd actually like to dance, Niko, not be distracted by you.

[oneirophrenic]

Acceptable recovery.

[adrii]

I know how to land on my feet.

[oneirophrenic]

One of many qualities you have in common with surly cats.

[adrii]

Terrible analogy.

[loculus]

[adequacies]

Pâté seems much more up your alley than anything simply chopped.

[oneirophrenic]

You're right. I'll have to start indignantly asking people, "what am I, pâté with crostini?"

[adequacies]

See how naturally it falls off the tongue?

[oneirophrenic]

I find it hard to believe it isn't something everyone says already.