ealdanagutiérrez; 001

[adequacies]

While I know there are many more pressing matters at hand, there's been a distinct problem I've noticed onboard in the most recent karaoke nights.  I won’t name names, but I have noticed a lack of rhythm that can be rectified with a little practice. Luckily, I am here to help, and there is no singing required.

This Friday, I'll be hosting a group salsa class in the community room.   You don't need to have danced before; all prior skills you need are the ability to count to eight and how to stand up straight.

All are welcome, though anyone who is judgmental towards others just learning will be asked to leave.  I don't have patience for that, and it's supposed to be fun.

See you Friday at seven.  Wear comfortable shoes.

Comments

[jinking]

Ain't nobody coming to the gym to see a mustache.

[ithax]

Who's comin to the gym to see anythin?

[jinking]

Loads of people?

[ithax]

[....] Really? Why? I mean like I know why, but

[jinking]

People like muscles and stuff.

[ithax]

Feel like so many people have muscles here it shouldn't be like, a novelty

[jinking]

There's muscles and then there's [...] you know. Like a whole Superman deal.

[ithax]

Think we got a couple of those too!

And there are lots more impressive things than muscles anywho, so I don't totally get it

[jinking]

Sure, yeah. But people still like looking at them. Count your blessings.

[ithax]

Ok yeah, I should be appreciative. Pretty lucky in a lotta ways honestly

Bradshaws.

[jinking]

Sorry, I wasn't trying to put you on the spot.

Bradshaws.

[ithax]

Oh, no, you didn't! It's a good reminder

Bradshaws.

[jinking]

[...] Yeah, I guess. But I was really talking about how like, everyone's in love with you! Which is so cool?

Bradshaws.

[ithax]

??? Nah, don't think anyone's feelin like that! It's just newbie attention, you know?

Sorry if that's weird for y I'm sure you got the same!

[backdrive]

I think you HAVE been getting some attention...

[ithax]

[...] Lord, I haven't noticed at all

[backdrive]

That just increases your MYSTIQUE!

[ithax]

Not sure I'm really lookin for mystique

[backdrive]

What are you looking for then?

[ithax]

My [...] Dunno. Nothin so complicated as mystique. I'm just a regular guy

[backdrive]

Oooh, you’re so humble and down to earth!

[ithax]

I'm just a guy!! [...] Thanks! I don't really think about that sort of stuff that much

[backdrive]

You don't think about... what your personality's like?

[ithax]

[...] Yeah I guess? Or like what I seem like in a general way

[backdrive]

Oh! [...] I mean, that's nice. That you're so self-assured. But I can't imagine n