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[agueyegrey]

Right, you heard the man.
We've got a little over three weeks before we have to take down an unknown envoy in new conditions.
So while Engineering are doing what they can to help outfit our birds, and the Captains are searching for ways to increase the fleet, we Pilots need to be working our arses off.

Squadron 1, while dear old Philip is occupied I'll be stepping in as drill sergeant. Two hours extra gym time for each session. A focus on Squats, Deadlifts, Planks, and general AGSM and HIIT training. New neck resistance training exercises to see us through High-G Turns. And the return of my beloved flashcards, each one containing a potential emergency situation to see if you know the best way to get out of it.
And if you're very good, we'll unwind with some darts for the sake of hand-eye coordination.

Squadrons 2, 3, and 4, I'm not the boss of you, but if you want to join us, the more the merrier. You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

Non-Pilots... shoot, share any health and fitness techniques you swear by. Or share potential punishments we can inflict on whoever wimps out on training.

Comments

[griiff]

Might explain why I'm not running to volunteer, then.

[agueyegrey]

Interesting. I'll file that away then.

[griiff]

Keeping a file on me? What's all in it?

[agueyegrey]

As of Saturday? Kissing technique.

[griiff]

You surprised me, so I wouldn't say you have the full picture.

[agueyegrey]

Anything you say, Griff.

[griiff]

See, I like hearing that instead of You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

[agueyegrey]

I stand that. HIIT'll put hair on your chest.

[griiff]

I've got enough hair on my chest, thanks.

[agueyegrey]

Hmm. Adding it to the file pending an in-person assessment.

Az If.

[griiff]

[...] I might have time on my calendar for that Friday night.

Az If.

[agueyegrey]

That's good to know.

[...] What kind of time are we talking here, Griff? Because you've been a little skittish.

Az If.

[griiff]

Well, Eli's going to be gone, so I've got the room to myself for the night. Figure you can do a thorough inspection.

[...] I might have been a bit in my head.

Az If.

[agueyegrey]

Oh, I'll be thorough alright.

I get that. And it's cool, I just figured I'd check so I don't come in all engines blazing if you were still a bit in there.

Az If.

[griiff]

Yeah, I get it. I've been a bit oblivious, but I'm getting out of my head and hoping to get some instead. Oh god, that was too for

Az If.

[agueyegrey]

And maybe about to get some instead.

greva

[adequacies]

Look at you.

greva

[griiff]

I feel like an idiot and that I'm being too obvious.

greva

[adequacies]

Yes, it seems he is very put off by your banter and the kiss you shared. Be more ashamed.

greva

[griiff]

The kiss was just wrong place, right time.

Probably.

greva

[adequacies]

Are you literate?

greva

[griiff]

I said that before he said that about an in person assessment.

greva

[adequacies]

And after he told you he was thinking about your kissing technique.

greva

[griiff]

He said it was in my file, not that he was thinking about it.

He also practically had a make out session with Philly that same day and I sort of m.

greva

[adequacies]

Oh, lo siento. I only document things I don’t want to reference later.

Is he not allowed to kiss others?