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[agueyegrey]

Right, you heard the man.
We've got a little over three weeks before we have to take down an unknown envoy in new conditions.
So while Engineering are doing what they can to help outfit our birds, and the Captains are searching for ways to increase the fleet, we Pilots need to be working our arses off.

Squadron 1, while dear old Philip is occupied I'll be stepping in as drill sergeant. Two hours extra gym time for each session. A focus on Squats, Deadlifts, Planks, and general AGSM and HIIT training. New neck resistance training exercises to see us through High-G Turns. And the return of my beloved flashcards, each one containing a potential emergency situation to see if you know the best way to get out of it.
And if you're very good, we'll unwind with some darts for the sake of hand-eye coordination.

Squadrons 2, 3, and 4, I'm not the boss of you, but if you want to join us, the more the merrier. You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

Non-Pilots... shoot, share any health and fitness techniques you swear by. Or share potential punishments we can inflict on whoever wimps out on training.

Comments

[griiff]

How can anyone pass up that offer, Az?

[agueyegrey]

Exactly. And did you notice how I went that entire time talking about the gym without waxing pornographic, Griff?

[witlessbay]

all that training just to sit in a chair

[griiff]

You don't understand the strength it takes to handle those vibrations, Dawson.

[agueyegrey]

Hey, you're welcome to sit in one of those chairs anytime you want, big guy.

[adequacies]

Don’t be mean. They have to know how to shift their body weight to prevent sores. It’s all very geriatric.

[jetting]

凸( •̀_•́ )凸

[andcaboodle]

I thought becoming a pilot would get me out of some of these crazy workouts. Apparently that was naive

[searlait]

Are dart challenges open from anyone?

[agueyegrey]

But of course! Come give the squaddies a real challenge, gorgeous, make sure they're up to snuff.

[philiip]

Can't believe I'm missing the flashcards.

[agueyegrey]

They'll still be here when you get back. You can get your own Pop Quiz, Hotshot.

Philipson

[jaxsons]

Talked to Ronen. We're I'm We're gonna start next week at the earliest.

[backdrive]

If you could have ANY NEW FEATURE on your plane no matter how unrealistic what would you want it to be??

[agueyegrey]

Hm. A linked stereo. So what I'm listening to is blasting in every other pilot's cockpit.

[andcaboodle]

If Remy and Irina join you, I will too so they don't roast me

[agueyegrey]

And if I decide to roast you?

[heelhook]

get ready to get roasted

[fbatista]

You are lucky I like you.

[agueyegrey]

Sorry soldier, there's no 'like' in the Monte Carlo Program. You're in the Army now.

[archiees]

There are some fun challenge sort of exercises. Like planking with a bosu and trying to get a ball to the middle. Deadlift relays.

[agueyegrey]

...tell me more about these deadlift relays.

[jetting]

So you can count to four.

[heelhook]

only cause they're painted by our planes

[dochenka]

I will not call you Sir.

[jinking]

I will ALSO not call you sir.

[nishad]

Happy to help your torture your fellow pilots. And Squadron 2 shouldn't consider this optional.

[agueyegrey]

Good man, Nish! Knew I could count on you. Matching whistles for additional torture?

[jiinyu]

Meditation.

[agueyegrey]

A valid suggestion. Maybe not for fighter pilots, though. Unless you're suggesting it as a punishment?

the next day

[agyieus]

damn. you guys were having fun without me.

the next day

[agueyegrey]

And still having fun! Come join us in the gym!