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[agueyegrey]

Right, you heard the man.
We've got a little over three weeks before we have to take down an unknown envoy in new conditions.
So while Engineering are doing what they can to help outfit our birds, and the Captains are searching for ways to increase the fleet, we Pilots need to be working our arses off.

Squadron 1, while dear old Philip is occupied I'll be stepping in as drill sergeant. Two hours extra gym time for each session. A focus on Squats, Deadlifts, Planks, and general AGSM and HIIT training. New neck resistance training exercises to see us through High-G Turns. And the return of my beloved flashcards, each one containing a potential emergency situation to see if you know the best way to get out of it.
And if you're very good, we'll unwind with some darts for the sake of hand-eye coordination.

Squadrons 2, 3, and 4, I'm not the boss of you, but if you want to join us, the more the merrier. You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

Non-Pilots... shoot, share any health and fitness techniques you swear by. Or share potential punishments we can inflict on whoever wimps out on training.

Comments

Sox.

[backdrive]

[...] Well I can't tell you to punch him after he was nice to me. But if you want to punch him for separate reasons that's up to you hahaha

It would be really really good to see her again.

Sox.

[jinking]

Would it make you feel better?

I hope it happens for you. I think we're overdue for some nice news.

Sox.

[backdrive]

[.......] Yes.

And some good luck.

Sox.

[jinking]

Then I'll do it.

That too.

Sox.

[backdrive]

Okay but it was your idea!!

Sox.

[jinking]

I know.

Sox.

[backdrive]

Can I w Don't break your thumb!

Sox.

[jinking]

Come on, I know how to throw a punch.

Sox.

[backdrive]

Also if he tries to fight back, run away

Sox.

[jinking]

I'm not going to run away from a fight.

Sox.

[backdrive]

I guess you just have to win then

Sox.

[jinking]

Of course I'll win. I'm scrappy.

Sox.

[backdrive]

You'd look very roguish with a split lip

Sox.

[jinking]

Is that what you're into? A roguish look?

Sox.

[backdrive]

I think all the best romantic leads are a LITTLE disreputable.

Sox.

[jinking]

I BEAR ISN'T Like how though? If had to be more specific about it.

Sox.

[backdrive]

Of course you don't want someone who isn't moral and good, but if he's TOO upstanding there's no intrigue. Besides I want someone who's a little cunning sometimes. Like Danny Ocean or Robin Hood.

Sox.

[jinking]

Who's Danny Ocean?

Sox.

[backdrive]

George Clooney plays him.

Sox.

[jinking]

So you're [...] into older men? Me too ha ha ha. And women. I mean I think everyone's good looking.

Sox.

[backdrive]

He's a movie star, Fox. I'm never gonna get to kiss George Clooney.

And also I knew that about you already.

Sox.

[jinking]

Maybe George Clooney's working undercover for Dislinked right now. You never know!

Sox.

[backdrive]

If he WAS he still wouldn't kiss ME. Maybe Dom.

Sox.

[jinking]

Not with that Old Man River beard of his.

Sox.

[backdrive]

I don't knooow, seems like it's working for him.