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Az ([personal profile] agueyegrey) wrote in [community profile] veilbreak2026-02-19 08:11 pm
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agueyegrey oo2

Right, you heard the man.
We've got a little over three weeks before we have to take down an unknown envoy in new conditions.
So while Engineering are doing what they can to help outfit our birds, and the Captains are searching for ways to increase the fleet, we Pilots need to be working our arses off.

Squadron 1, while dear old Philip is occupied I'll be stepping in as drill sergeant. Two hours extra gym time for each session. A focus on Squats, Deadlifts, Planks, and general AGSM and HIIT training. New neck resistance training exercises to see us through High-G Turns. And the return of my beloved flashcards, each one containing a potential emergency situation to see if you know the best way to get out of it.
And if you're very good, we'll unwind with some darts for the sake of hand-eye coordination.

Squadrons 2, 3, and 4, I'm not the boss of you, but if you want to join us, the more the merrier. You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

Non-Pilots... shoot, share any health and fitness techniques you swear by. Or share potential punishments we can inflict on whoever wimps out on training.
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-19 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If I diagnose you, you wouldn’t believe me anyway.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-19 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
you'll tell me i'm on death's door
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you have the rattle.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
it's a steady limp
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
And how was the limp obtained?
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
rabid ferret attack
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well you are dying, but it’s because of the rabies and not the limp itself. May I give the eulogy?
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
what are you thinking?
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
You either trust me to give an appropriately weepy yet hopeful message in your honor or you don’t.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
oh i can choose? i dont
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Your concerns are noted and ignored.
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
You’re rabid. You're clearly not in your right mind.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
how can you tell the difference?
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Years of practice.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't know you listened
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I have perfect hearing.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
to me specifically
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
You can stop lying now.
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
About not listening to you.
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[personal profile] witlessbay 2026-02-20 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
alright, fine.
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[personal profile] adequacies 2026-02-20 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Gracias.