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[agueyegrey]

Right, you heard the man.
We've got a little over three weeks before we have to take down an unknown envoy in new conditions.
So while Engineering are doing what they can to help outfit our birds, and the Captains are searching for ways to increase the fleet, we Pilots need to be working our arses off.

Squadron 1, while dear old Philip is occupied I'll be stepping in as drill sergeant. Two hours extra gym time for each session. A focus on Squats, Deadlifts, Planks, and general AGSM and HIIT training. New neck resistance training exercises to see us through High-G Turns. And the return of my beloved flashcards, each one containing a potential emergency situation to see if you know the best way to get out of it.
And if you're very good, we'll unwind with some darts for the sake of hand-eye coordination.

Squadrons 2, 3, and 4, I'm not the boss of you, but if you want to join us, the more the merrier. You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

Non-Pilots... shoot, share any health and fitness techniques you swear by. Or share potential punishments we can inflict on whoever wimps out on training.

Comments

[jetting]

Did you eat expired Doritos?

[witlessbay]

it's best before. you get six more months

[jetting]

Okay. Did you eat Doritos six months past the best by date?

[witlessbay]

no

[jetting]

Good for you.

[witlessbay]

the nicest thing you've said to me all week

[jetting]

It’s in lieu of sending flowers for your non-death.

[witlessbay]

you're not coming to the funeral?

[jetting]

You just said you cheated death.

[witlessbay]

apparently it's terminal

[jetting]

What is.

cali

[witlessbay]

eva beat me up (it's fine). can we actually talk for a second?

cali

[jetting]

You’ll survive. What’s up?

cali

[witlessbay]

[...] so sef was the one i slept with. and between when it happened and now we haven't really talked. but now that it's all out she wants to talk. [...] which i kind of get. but i know ren won't like it?


and ev is like thirty seconds away from figuring it out.

cali

[jetting]

[…] That’s a lot to unpack.

cali

[witlessbay]

helpful

cali

[jetting]

Do you want your friendship with Sef or your relationship with your wife more?

And Eva will figure it out.

cali

[witlessbay]

i want ren but i don't think it's fair to be a jerk to sef either

i know. but she's friends with ren i don't want to keep putting her in the middle

cali

[jetting]

Honesty is the best policy, according to all of those motivational posters and shit.

cali

[witlessbay]

can't get worse

cali

[jetting]

It’ll get worse if Eva finds out from someone other than you.

cali

[witlessbay]

[...] that's not what i'm worried about

cali

[jetting]

I know.

[…] Look. I’m not the best to give advice because I don't really talk to people, but you have to figure out what’s most important to you. If that’s working on your relationship with Eren and building trust back up, then you’ll have to let the interactions with Sef outside of a professional capacity go.

cali

[witlessbay]

i said i'd talk to ren about it

cali

[jetting]

Great.