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[agueyegrey]

Right, you heard the man.
We've got a little over three weeks before we have to take down an unknown envoy in new conditions.
So while Engineering are doing what they can to help outfit our birds, and the Captains are searching for ways to increase the fleet, we Pilots need to be working our arses off.

Squadron 1, while dear old Philip is occupied I'll be stepping in as drill sergeant. Two hours extra gym time for each session. A focus on Squats, Deadlifts, Planks, and general AGSM and HIIT training. New neck resistance training exercises to see us through High-G Turns. And the return of my beloved flashcards, each one containing a potential emergency situation to see if you know the best way to get out of it.
And if you're very good, we'll unwind with some darts for the sake of hand-eye coordination.

Squadrons 2, 3, and 4, I'm not the boss of you, but if you want to join us, the more the merrier. You haven't lived until you've trained until you're throwing up.

Non-Pilots... shoot, share any health and fitness techniques you swear by. Or share potential punishments we can inflict on whoever wimps out on training.

Comments

[griiff]

Show us all up?

[archiees]

I'm sure you and a few others could give me a challenge.

[griiff]

Flattery will get you nowhere with something called a deadlift relay.

[archiees]

Damn it. I was hoping.

I could have suggested a beep test. At least a deadlift relay is more fun.

[griiff]

Wow. Do you hate us? Or do you hate me specifically?

[archiees]

No hate. Conditioning. And I definitely don't hate you. I like you specifically I know you have more than enough endurance.

[griiff]

Conditioning is a hate language.

[archiees]

Aww, come on, Griff. You don't want to get all sweaty and out of breath?

[griiff]

Is this like the exertions thing or are you fl

There are plenty of ways to get sweaty and out of breath.


In the gym.

[archiees]

Indeed, there are plenty of ways to get sweaty and out of breath and some of them are pretty fun.

[griiff]

I can think of a few that are for sure. Most of them require another person, though.

[archiees]

Can you now? I think the best ones often require another person.

[agueyegrey]

Yes.

[archiees]

They are gonna all hate me? Aren't they?

[agueyegrey]

Let them hate, so long as they fear.

[archiees]

Fear me? I don't think that is possible.

[agueyegrey]

Give me a couple of weeks, I'll make you a scary motherfucker.

[archiees]

I am sure you could.

[agueyegrey]

So... Let's Get Down To Business?

[archiees]

To defeat the huns?

[griiff]

No.

[agueyegrey]

Beep.

[griiff]

I'm joining ground patrol.

[agueyegrey]

Beep.

[griiff]

My shirt is staying on.