ISAITO .. 001

[onthedouble]

I'd like to officially ban future use of ice breakers on the network, should the rest of Leadership agree.

As an alternative, we could require approval from an individual's boss before posting. Thoughts?

Ground Forces.

Any reports of note? I recognize I've been a little scattershot as of late with various trips to the ground, but that's no excuse for not keeping up with your paperwork.

Additionally, Dreamscape needs volunteers to watch the experiment participants, given the sleeper debacle. This ask is a courtesy — I will choose people if too few come forward.

Taryn.

Why does de Vries have a ring suddenly? What is happening on this ship? Every time I look away for a minute something strange has happened.

Comments

[highvolt]

yeaaaah, i love the bossman but he has a different idea of "fun icebreakers", and that's FINE.

[onthedouble]

What are they?

[highvolt]

about two months after i came on, we did one in engineering that was about team brainstorming a scientifically accurate lightsabre. it was AMAZING. that kinda fun, i.e also my kind.

[heelhook]

let me test your weird new weapons

[highvolt]

is this safe?

[heelhook]

who cares

[onthedouble]

We're prone enough to injuries as it is, please. We can't be benching people for horseplay.

[heelhook]

science not horseplay

[highvolt]

first of all, they don't exist except in notebooks. unless you wanna go around papercutting people.

[heelhook]

i'd be deadly if i could read

[onthedouble]

This is almost better, I guess.

[highvolt]

carl's da bomb.