ISAITO .. 001

[onthedouble]

I'd like to officially ban future use of ice breakers on the network, should the rest of Leadership agree.

As an alternative, we could require approval from an individual's boss before posting. Thoughts?

Ground Forces.

Any reports of note? I recognize I've been a little scattershot as of late with various trips to the ground, but that's no excuse for not keeping up with your paperwork.

Additionally, Dreamscape needs volunteers to watch the experiment participants, given the sleeper debacle. This ask is a courtesy — I will choose people if too few come forward.

Taryn.

Why does de Vries have a ring suddenly? What is happening on this ship? Every time I look away for a minute something strange has happened.

Comments

[jaxsons]

Kiss, Date, Airlock not your kind of game, Saito?

[onthedouble]

I'm 46.

[philiip]

Using a ban on ice breakers as an ice breaker?

[onthedouble]

If all discussions are being classified as ice breakers I think we have a diction problem on board.

[reidings]

Only serious conversations on the network from now on, got it.

[onthedouble]

On the public portions? I would prefer this. I accept that some frivolity can be helpful for morale, though.

[iyla]

i think we might have to pass on this suggestion, but good try.

[onthedouble]

Luckily for me your word is not law.

[loculus]

Counterpoint: it's free entertainment in an environment with a limited library.

[onthedouble]

You're creative, I'm sure you could write your own books that don't require having to ask which of your coworkers you'd date.

[witlessbay]

then what would you complain about?

[Ground Force]
we're supposed to be doing paperwork?

[onthedouble]

Oh, there are endless things to complain about. I do try to limit myself to those that are problematic, though.

[Ground Forces]
Yes. Shall we do a workshop?

Taryn/Leo

[stayonscript]

You don't want me to get into this.

Taryn/Leo

[onthedouble]

It's that bad?

Unfortunately I'd like to know what everyone's mental states are at the moment.

[delilahs]

ice breakers are fun and good for community building, your honor, let us keep them

[onthedouble]

It seems more appropriate for new coworkers in a rec room at a corporate job than a team of resistance operatives. Surely there are better community building activities.

[jetting]

I’m not reading all of that.

[stayonscript]

Oh, you really should.

[highvolt]

yeaaaah, i love the bossman but he has a different idea of "fun icebreakers", and that's FINE.

[onthedouble]

What are they?

[agueyegrey]

Fine by me, my boss is fun and usually agrees with me.

[onthedouble]

You think he'll be willing to take responsibility for what you deem as appropriate ice breakers? Very bold.

[rjacobson]

Thank you!

[onthedouble]

I appreciate your support, since we don't always see eye to eye.

[fiia]

I see you aren't a fan of team bonding, Monsieur Saito!

[onthedouble]

I think it's gossip fishing masquerading as bonding.

[heelhook]

let me approve all the posts i'm impartial

[onthedouble]

I don't trust your staying power.

[orlaith]

i agree

[onthedouble]

Thank you. I think a focused cross-team project would do a better job of 'bonding.'

[technosignatures]

i like them, they keep me entertained at work

[onthedouble]

Do you not have enough work to do?

[cjacobs]

I do not have the time to be approving my staffs posts.

[onthedouble]

They can just not post then, in my opinion.

[nishad]

Do the nays have it yet?

[onthedouble]

Unclear, but I cannot imagine we'd be so lucky.

[searlait]

Over the network is better than in person.

[onthedouble]

Why is that?