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[onthedouble]

I'd like to officially ban future use of ice breakers on the network, should the rest of Leadership agree.

As an alternative, we could require approval from an individual's boss before posting. Thoughts?

Ground Forces.

Any reports of note? I recognize I've been a little scattershot as of late with various trips to the ground, but that's no excuse for not keeping up with your paperwork.

Additionally, Dreamscape needs volunteers to watch the experiment participants, given the sleeper debacle. This ask is a courtesy — I will choose people if too few come forward.

Taryn.

Why does de Vries have a ring suddenly? What is happening on this ship? Every time I look away for a minute something strange has happened.

Comments

GF

[onthedouble]

I take functional midday naps when required, thank you.

Do you know how to do paperwork, or no?

GF

[witlessbay]

you take naps?

GF

[onthedouble]

Do you know how to do paperwork?

GF

[witlessbay]

do you think i've left it to eva this whole time? (don't listen to her)

GF

[adequacies]

Don’t invoke my name then.

GF

[witlessbay]

do you have an alert on your tablet

GF

[adequacies]

I don’t need one. Work related + paperwork = you admitting I’m the better half.

GF

[witlessbay]

not what i said

GF

[adequacies]

I read between the lines.

GF

[witlessbay]

of my paperwork? you should be reading all of it

GF

[adequacies]

I’m not your editor. You threw away my red pen that first time and I vowed to never risk another.

GF

[witlessbay]

it had bite marks. you need to relax

GF

[adequacies]

This is the most offensive lie you have ever told.

GF

[onthedouble]

Do I need to separate you two?

GF

[adequacies]

GF

[onthedouble]

Are we squabbling children now?

GF

[witlessbay]

i spend a lot of time with a five year old. maybe it's rubbing off a bit.

GF

[onthedouble]

I suggest trying to influence each other in the opposite direction.

GF

[witlessbay]

i don't think you want him to do the paperwork. his penmanship is not great.

GF

[onthedouble]

I expect better comebacks from you, Dawson.

Were you at the salsa lesson yesterday?

GF

[witlessbay]

i've been flying all day. it's hard work doing nothing.

yes?

GF

[onthedouble]

I'm sure you've suffered greatly.

Write me a report on that. I'd like to know the general feelings of everyone on board, according to your observations.

GF

[witlessbay]

a report on salsa dancing?

GF

[onthedouble]

Yes. What did you observe? It's important to be alert to your surroundings.

GF

[witlessbay]

what if i do the dreamscape duty instead