ISAITO .. 001

[onthedouble]

I'd like to officially ban future use of ice breakers on the network, should the rest of Leadership agree.

As an alternative, we could require approval from an individual's boss before posting. Thoughts?

Ground Forces.

Any reports of note? I recognize I've been a little scattershot as of late with various trips to the ground, but that's no excuse for not keeping up with your paperwork.

Additionally, Dreamscape needs volunteers to watch the experiment participants, given the sleeper debacle. This ask is a courtesy — I will choose people if too few come forward.

Taryn.

Why does de Vries have a ring suddenly? What is happening on this ship? Every time I look away for a minute something strange has happened.

Comments

cava

[adequacies]

If you sincerely wanted to learn, I would be constructive and limit the Tin Man comparisons.

Or you can ask Eli.

cava

[witlessbay]

eli?

cava

[adequacies]

He […] can dance. And I doubt you want to ask my dad.

cava

[witlessbay]

i'd rather ask your dad than eli

cava

[adequacies]

I don’t know if I’m more or less offended now.

cava

[witlessbay]

why are you offended?

cava

[adequacies]

Because I’m not acceptable and now neither is my replacement of choice? Insulting.

cava

[witlessbay]

do you want me do you want to third wheel a date with my wife? do you think eli does?

cava

[adequacies]

That’s not what I offered. Papá can chaperone your date if you’d like.

cava

[witlessbay]

what were you offering?

cava

[adequacies]

To teach you how to dance and send you off. Or to have Eli do it.

Why would I chaperone you? You’re still alive so she clearly isn’t going to off you now.

cava

[witlessbay]

i thought you were going to teach both of us

cava

[adequacies]

I am only being patient right now because it’s clearly been a bit since you attempted to romance her and you are rusty. The romantic aspect comes in when you lead Eren.

cava

[witlessbay]

what if she doesnt want to be led? and since when can eli dance?

cava

[adequacies]

You’re smart enough to pivot.

Saldanha Bay, apparently.

cava

[witlessbay]

huh. if anyone seems like they have stiff hips

cava

[adequacies]

Surprises come in all degrees of broodiness.

cava

[witlessbay]

i want you to notice im not saying anything else

cava

[adequacies]

I know it’s killing you. You can make one comment.

cava

[witlessbay]

you looked like you were having fun

cava

[adequacies]

I know I’m very boring on principle, but I do enjoy dancing.

cava

[witlessbay]

then why'd you walk away from him?

cava

[adequacies]

You really shouldn’t pay attention.

I had other commitments and he had come to the class fresh off evacuating my mother. There was nothing […] dramatic about it, the song was just over.

cava

[witlessbay]

alright

cava

[adequacies]

Let’s get back to teaching you how to woo Eren. I liked that better.