ISAITO .. 001

[onthedouble]

I'd like to officially ban future use of ice breakers on the network, should the rest of Leadership agree.

As an alternative, we could require approval from an individual's boss before posting. Thoughts?

Ground Forces.

Any reports of note? I recognize I've been a little scattershot as of late with various trips to the ground, but that's no excuse for not keeping up with your paperwork.

Additionally, Dreamscape needs volunteers to watch the experiment participants, given the sleeper debacle. This ask is a courtesy — I will choose people if too few come forward.

Taryn.

Why does de Vries have a ring suddenly? What is happening on this ship? Every time I look away for a minute something strange has happened.

Comments

[witlessbay]

then what would you complain about?

[Ground Force]
we're supposed to be doing paperwork?

[onthedouble]

Oh, there are endless things to complain about. I do try to limit myself to those that are problematic, though.

[Ground Forces]
Yes. Shall we do a workshop?

GF

[witlessbay]

a midday nap doesn't seem your style

GF

[onthedouble]

I take functional midday naps when required, thank you.

Do you know how to do paperwork, or no?

GF

[witlessbay]

you take naps?

GF

[onthedouble]

Do you know how to do paperwork?

GF

[adequacies]

Are these continuing education credits? They always seemed like a myth once I left the corporate world.

GF

[onthedouble]

I had hoped to never have to play teacher, and yet here we (potentially) are.

GF

[adequacies]

I apologize (in the broad sense) for your misfortune in regards to your career change.

The report about the HDroid incident at the beginning of the month has been amended with the updates from tech. Cal was out today with the first salvaging mission and I go tomorrow. Quinn’s out Wednesday.

Covering the other volunteers for the Neuroclast trial is going to be a little tight with the evacuation procedures this week, too. I can cover one of the volunteers tomorrow night.

GF

[onthedouble]

Appreciated.

I'll have a look over everything this evening and may have follow up questions for all of you, but hopefully not. I'll be assisting in the coverage as needed, of course.

I'll mark you for tomorrow night.

ic.

[iyla]

did you end up falling with style?

ic.

[witlessbay]

no, but don't tell eli. or the parade committee

ic.

[iyla]

i take it his plane isn't actually dinged up.

ic.

[witlessbay]

nah. flying's easy.

ic.

[iyla]

good. it would have been a little embarrassing after you talked so much shit to them.

GF

[arasch]

Don't play dumb, kermit.

GF

[witlessbay]

how else am i supposed to entertain myself?

GF

[arasch]

You have a kid.

GF

[witlessbay]

he's asleep

GF

[arasch]

And so you're out to play.

GF

[orlaith]

just for this you should be the one babysitting the experiment participants

GF

[witlessbay]

just for what? making a joke?

GF

[orlaith]

making bad jokes

GF

[witlessbay]

i'm a dad. comes with the job

GF

[orlaith]

i think it's just a you thing